Friday, October 19, 2007

The vasectomy report

I apologize if any of this is incoherent. I'm still a little groggy from the valium. I just got home from the vasectomy. It's rather strange to be laying in a doctors office with your pants off and have 2 female nurses prep'ing your privates to be cut open. I was supposed to get a valium drip, but the nurse couldn't get the needle in right - after trying 3 different veins. She finally gave up and the doc administered a shot of valium. I quickly felt the drug take over, and next thing I knew, I opened my eyes and it was all over. I was totally out of it during the procedure, and was quite surprised to learn it was done. I was also the most intoxicated I've been in years as I got dressed and plopped into a wheelchair. Amy wheeled my to the exit, pulled up the car and drove me home. Looks like I'll spend most of the next day on the couch with an ice pack on my crotch.


Heather said...

Sounds just like when I got my tubes tied...minus the ice pack for the crotch! Hope you heal up quick!

Anonymous said...

Brad...this is Cheryl from the Doctor's office. We need you to come back in as we think we left a set of hemostats in you. Please reply promptly or we will be forced to presss theft charges.